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Philippine elections are particularly interesting to observe compared to other countries' elections because the five fundamental dynamic elements are usually present. For those familiar with Feng Shui and psychology, its game cards are easy to see:

Element: WOOD or AIR
Mental Condition: "autistic" (See Note 1 at the end)
Descriptive Class: Scholars
Descriptive Gender: "Male" (See Note 2)
Characteristic "race": Yellows
Need Hierarchy: Self-actualization or optimization of potential
Nearest Presidential Candidate: Noynoy
Reason: less-than-adequate social skills, alone at 50 years old, intelligent

Element: WATER
Mental condition: "schizophrenic"
Descriptive Class: Shamans
Descriptive Gender: "Female"
Characteristic "race": Small Browns or Brown Female
Need Hierarchy: Superego or esteem needs
Nearest Presidential Candidate: Brother Eddie
Reason: Preacher, Founder of "Jesus is Lord" Movement

Element: EARTH
Mental condition: "Depressive"
Descriptive Class: Ubuntu Business or Social Class
Descriptive Gender: "Lesbian"
Characteristic "race": Blacks
Need Hierarchy: Belongingness needs
Nearest Presidential Candidate: Jamby
Reason: Like the "Virgin" Mary, loves and protects nature

Element: FIRE
Mental condition: "Manic"
Descriptive Class: Military, Militant Business Class or "Militants"
Descriptive Gender: "Gay"
Characteristic "race": Whites
Need Hierarchy: security or economic needs
Nearest Presidential Candidate: Gibo
Reason: Former Defense Secretary,
Likes to fly (a gay fantasy),
Likes to cook European cuisine,
Loves the military like Alexander the Great Gay,
Homosexual Hitler and his seductive Storm Troopers

Element: SPACE ETHER OR METAL
Mental condition: "bipolar"
Descriptive Class: Working Class
Descriptive Gender: "Bisexual"
Characteristic "race": Big Browns or Brown Male
Need Hierarchy: Physiological or Basic Needs
Nearest Presidential Candidate: Villar (& Erap)
Reason: From impoverished Tondo,
Fights to Survive, Emotional,
Close to Artists/Actors, Dishonest

Unlike the two-party American "gay" system, and the one-party Chinese "autistic" system, the multi-party Filipino "schizophrenic" system shows the full spectrum of the Five Elements (Wu Xing), like the female mind. The Philippines can be compared to a Black Widow spider or a Praying Mantis that bites off the head of its mate after sex and eats it to nourish her children. So the female often loves the bisexual, who is often willing to serve "his" head on a silver platter. The true male considers it to be crazy, stays away and develops "autism." Thus, the Philippines will often search for a "bisexual" leader, unlike Chinese President Hu Jintao who is an "autistic" engineer.

However, in this year's election, the "bisexual" vote is split between Erap and Villar, which allows a male "autistic" candidate like Noynoy to increase his chances of winning. The inner male voice of the female also thinks about stability and trustworthiness, and unfortunately, the bisexual is often unreliable and dishonest. So sometimes she picks the nerd over the romantic lover when she feels like going straight. But she can be split about the numerous inner voices that silently speak to her, so she may become indecisive, develop a "split mind" or become "schizophrenic."

It is not only the female who has the five basic gender minds or voices within her conscience. All five genders have these five elements in their conscience or minds. And even all the "races" have the characteristics or traits of all five genders. In other words, there are five gender breeds (i.e. Yellows, Small Browns, Blacks, Whites and Big Browns) which correspond to the five genders. And within each "race," there are five actual genders. Of course, within each gender, there are five gender minds. These all come in different degrees with an infinite number of combinations, which makes each individual unique yet similar using five-element organization.

In the end, people will decide on everything that they do based on their gender minds, gender and gender breed. They will think of the needs of the multiple genders within themselves and act on these needs. As Freud believes, everything is motivated by sex.

They will all desire and avoid relationships with each other, following the "harmony" and "conflict" lines or game "rules" of the five-pointed star or Pentacle of Kung-Fu Tzu (Confucius), which looks like a Filipino Christmas parol, originally patterned after Chinese or Japanese paper lanterns. Each gender sits on one of the tips of the star, and both the star and the circle around it show how the genders love, hate, help, poison and kill each other.

The game guidelines though are broad and dynamic, as harmony can produce conflict (or vice-versa), or as "good" sheep can become "evil" goats (or vice-versa). Consequently, the Chinese script for the word "crisis" and "opportunity" is exactly the same. Similarly, the words "goat" and "sheep" have the same Chinese pictogram.

This dynamic game interplay of yin and yang can be described in the Wu Xing ecology model, where the amount, perspective and timing or circumstance of the Elements are significant. Water, for instance, nourishes trees (Wood), but too much Water or flooding will rot and destroy Wood just as males are nourished by females but their continuous presence may irritate or annoy them. Metal may chop down trees, but if metal is used carefully, it can craft wood to fine furniture just as Shaolin monks learned mental discipline and the practical use of martial arts from Buddhist and Hindu Indians. Water may extinguish fire, but in small amounts, water simply relaxes the fire, just as females may neutralize fiery gays in their social presence, or just like clergymen baptizing militants in Living Water. A wildfire though may destroy forests, just like gays sodomizing males, but mild atmosphere-filtered sunshine is beneficial to trees, just as Asian men may sport fashionable neckties and body-fit Western shirts, tucked into European business pants that show the contour of the buttocks to other men, who eventually become customers or business partners.

Thus, all presidential candidates will roughly follow this common political symbol or pattern in the election game. And at the end of the day, whatever the election results may be, we will be able to roughly see a statistical supercollider "x-ray" of the Philippines' state of mind or mental health, which may enable future leaders to heal the world and make it a "better" place. So let the games begin!

Visit http://freeasean.tripod.com/blog.html to download a free 238-page illustrated game manual and to learn more about the political pentacle, game theory and the General Convergence Theory.

Rodney St.Michael
FreeASEAN.tripod.com
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Note 1: quotes mean general colloquial use, not necessarily the clinical use
Note 2: quotes mean gender similarities, not necessarily the actual gender

Submitted by syncmyworld on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 20:37.

ambasador ernesto maceda hindi kaya IKAW ang AUTISTIC? bakit mo ipasa sa iba ang disability mo? nakakahiya ka ata ah. tao ka kc ni gloria. magsama kayo ng walang delicadezang nanay gloria mo. mga walang hiya. mga tuta! sinayang mo lng ang posisyon mo. baba ka nga dyan. hindi ka karapatdapat. wala kang K.

Submitted by pinoyako04 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 05:34.

kakaiba talaga ang politika sa atin ano, kahit sa mga text messages may kumakalat na BADING din dw yan c noy2?totoo kaya yun?posible din kasi lahat ang mga paninira dahil sa wala din syang asawa at maski inanakan mn lng sa edad nyang yan..anyway bahala na ang taong bayan ang humusga sa mga kandidato nila sa darating na eleksyon!

Submitted by comonoy on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 14:30.

SI NOYNOY BORN AUTISM BA OR UTO? SABI NI KULAS MEDYO UTO RAW SI NOYNOY DAHIL ANG DALI SIYANG NA-UTO NI KRIS PARA TUMAGBO PRESIDENTE. THAT THE END OF NOYNOY STORY....NAKAKASAWA NA.

PERO SA AKIN KAY BAYANI FERNANDO AKO PARA PRESIDENTE. SUBOK NA AT MATIGAS. HINDI NA KAILANGAN ANG SOUL SEARCHING AT MAGMANO SA TRAPO KATULAD NI NOY. SI BAYANI MAY PANININDIGAN. MY FRIENDS AND MY KABABAYAN SUPORTAHAN PO NINYO SI BAYANI FERNANDO KUNG GUSTO NG PAGBABAGO AT MAUNLAD NA PILIPINAS.

Submitted by Mang Edong on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 07:32.

Hey Toink errr...should I say Mr. Crab Mentality? Since you said that enough of elite oligarchs like Cojuangcos, Roxases, Macapagals, Aquinos, Arroyos, Teodoros, Villars, Ebdanes. Then enough of TOINK as well, your comments are baseless and doesn't have enough evidence to prove what you are saying. If Mr. Maceda is 100% sure about his facts I suppose he would name the candidate otherwise his Mr. Expose column should land in the entertainment section na pang showbiz.

I wonder why did you not include the Marcoses and Estradas? Are you supporting them in their bid for public office? Do you still believe that there's still a gap between the rich and the poor? Na kapag mayaman eh lalong magiging mahirap ang mga Pinoy na sa kanilang opinyon ay mahirap at lalo silang magiging api.

Kaya nahihirapan umunlad ang bansa dahil sa mga ganyan pag-iisip. Parang sinabi mo nang ang Pilipino ay wala nang pag-asa kahit siya'y buhay pa kung mayaman at nakapag aral sa Ateneo, UP or La Salle ang kandidato. Para sa akin mas maigi na sila kaysa naman sa isang artista na naging Mayor, Senator, Vice-President at President of the Philippines na napatunayan kumita sa Jueteng at iba pang illegal activities. Iyon ay sa isang taong hindi nakatapos ng kolehiyo at na kick-out pa noong high school... Illegal na nga ninanakawan pa tayo. Tsk,tsk,tsk. Ayoko ng bumalik sa ganoon pamamahala.

Submitted by Mind Blogger on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 22:59.